Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
