her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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