Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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