...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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