When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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