Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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im holly from the hills drunk
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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