she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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