we have officially lost it.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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