I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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