She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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