i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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