I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize