before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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