You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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