I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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