He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Do plants get herpes?
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