Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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