I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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