they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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