I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
we made out on top of his cat.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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