Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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