You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The adults are the big ones right?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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