no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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