oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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