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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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