he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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