Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
