chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My ATM looks so different sober.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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