i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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