guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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