I feel great
I just peed on a car
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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