Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm always down for nudity.
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