Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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