You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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