As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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