I feel like I'm in dance class right now
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You're earring is so big in my mouth
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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