Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
