Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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