try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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