I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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