Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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