He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I see more hoeing in ur future
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