i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So vagazzling was a success
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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