The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
