so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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