weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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