Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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