Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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