everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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