yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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