I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?