What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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