So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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