Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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