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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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